Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Moscow Does Not Believe in Subtlety

Russians celebrate Victory Day by reviving the Soviet-era Red Square military parade…

Why It's A Sign

…complete with tanks and nukes. The Cold War’s back, baby, only now with oil money!

What To Expect

Nuclear apocalypse, 80s’s style. Expect panicky runs on milk, bread, and leg warmers – a panic exacerbated by their current non-existence.

Why That's Great News

VH-1 commentators with no other marketable skills now in great position to become our spirit guides through these troubling, oddly neon-colored times.

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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