Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

American Idolatry

Dreadlocked teen heartthrob contestant Jason Castro voted off "American Idol."

Why It's A Sign

Despite the worst efforts of U.S. Administration after Administration, democracy has actually unseated a Castro.

What To Expect

An enraged army of hormonally raging teenage girls to seize control of the planet. Use the bathroom a lot now, as you won't be able to set foot in one for the next nine years.

Why That's Great News

If you're the parent of one, no more messy power struggles -- as long as you obey your new curfew!

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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