Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Arachnophilia

A British contractor has been hired by the U.S. military to create an army of robot spiders.

Why It's A Sign

What part of "army of robot spiders" did you not understand?

What To Expect

6 billion people = 6 billion robot flies

Why That's Great News

Finally a use for deadbeat boyfriends and husbands equipped with nuclear-powered "stompin' shoes." Also a last chance at salvation for robotic pigs scheduled to be slaughtered.

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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