Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Crossing Over with John Edwards

John Edwards caught outside hotel with purported mistress, love child.

Why It's A Sign

Edwards is forced to admit that this is, in fact, his other wife, and that his “Two Americas” concept is not just a metaphor, but a parallel dimension. The evil John Edwards comes out of America 2 to silence him, and is immediately recognizable by his immaculately styled goatee.

What To Expect

The rupture opened, all manner of political doppelgangers emerge, most notably Arack Bobama, who is half-white, half-black. He and Obama get into a fight just like in that Star Trek episode that ended racism. Ensuing radiation blast wipes out America.

Why That's Great News

Hey, he did promise "change"…

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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