Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Last Comics Standing

“The Dark Knight” has biggest weekend box office gross in history.

Why It's A Sign

Hollywood decides to make only movies based on comic books. Hundreds of would-be actual supervillains audition, but only a few are cast – and you know how well would-be supervillains handle rejection…

What To Expect

Earth simultaneously attacked by Heat Ray, Freeze Ray, Insufferable Humidity Ray; and armies of bio-engineered wolves, sharks, chupacabras, and gnats. North and South poles de-magnetized, re-magnetized, reversed, and turned into East and West poles. Oceans desalinated and excessively peppered (that actually from a diabolical reject for “Top Chef.”)

Why That's Great News

Sudden demand for evil lair space will mean full occupancy for the world’s dormant volcanoes.

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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