Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Arctic Monkeying

U.S. Interior Department opens up 2.6 million acres in Alaska for oil drilling.

Why It's A Sign

New drilling sites upset the natural hideaways of penguins, caribou, and reclusive supervillain Dr. Flammable.

What To Expect

Seeking to make the world feel his pain, Doc F launches his global array of humongous sky-based magnifying glasses – with us as his ants.

Why That's Great News

In our last non-scorched moments, incredible magnification enables TV meteorologists to analyze cloud patterns with unprecedented accuracy.

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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