Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Gone With The Wings

Centers for Disease Control lab containing avian flu virus loses power for an hour.

Why It's A Sign

Virus escapes into Atlanta atmosphere while CDC officials are scrambling to figure out how to make their clocks stop blinking “12:16”

What To Expect

Emergency health advisories warning Georgians that fried chicken consumption may be deadly are greeted with customary inidifference. Virus spread globally via every single flight in the world stopping over in Hartsfield-Jackson Airport.

Why That's Great News

Being the epicenter of an epidemic gives Atlanta the long-awaited exodus of “Yankee drivers.”

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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