Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Mars Unpacks!

Eight new “Natural Wonders of the World” announced by UNESCO.

Why It's A Sign

Holy Monarch Butterfly Biosphere Reserve, why don’t we just send an e-vite to would-be alien “tourists” to invade now!

What To Expect

Hordes of little green/purple/orange/“Alpine Mustard” men ambling around the Saryarka steppes and lakes of Kazakhstan, reciting their linguistic equivalents of “Make sexy time!” and “verr’ NICE.”

Why That's Great News

Enforced slavery by aliens will be an improvement over current conditions in some parts of the world, and a boon for the childhood obesity epidemic in the U.S.

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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