Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Little Green Measures

Denver resident Jeff Peckman proposes that the city form a commission to deal with 'issues related to the presence of extraterrestrial beings on Earth.'

Why It's A Sign

As one of the highest cities on the planet, Denver is in a good position to spot them coming first.

What To Expect

A skyrocketing bodycount will mean huge lines at all the things to do in Denver when you’re dead.

Why That's Great News

Even when the aliens spread out to the rest of the world, their mistaken first impressions will cause them to spin their wheels trying to liquidate humanity’s “gorp reserves.”

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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