Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

C of She

The Church of England votes to ordain women as bishops.

Why It's A Sign

Traditionalists erupt in riots of “Anglican hooliganism,” eventually resurrecting their Church’s patron, Henry VIII.

What To Expect

Henry 8.2 and his mighty army of divorce lawyers take to the seas, attempting to subjugate Britain’s former subjects with beheadings and turkey-leg pillagings. Only this time, India’s got nukes…

Why That's Great News

Showtime finally has a thoroughly unpredictable set of storylines for “The Tudors.”

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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