Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Swiss Miss

Spanish tennis player Rafael Nadal trounces Switzerland’s Roger Federer in epic Wimbledon match.

Why It's A Sign

Enraged at its champions’ broken 65-game winning streak and dashed Wimbledon-record hopes, Switzerland officially renounces its neutrality.

What To Expect

Precisely timed global assaults by knife/corkscrew/toothpick, combined with chocolate embargo that places world’s females at mercy of African dictators, Hugo Chavez.

Why That's Great News

In the ensuing carnage, Switzerland forced to develop entirely new national stereotypes.

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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