Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Crappuccino

Starbucks announces it will close 600 stores.

Why It's A Sign

Rainforests wiped out by sudden absence of 20% recycled cup sleeves and “Tropical Sounds” CDs for sale at cash register.

What To Expect

Uncaffeinated and now lacking a neutral place for Internet dates, world becomes filled with non-reproducing zombies.

Why That's Great News

With millions of people suddenly in possession of ‘the price of a cup of coffee,’ it’s finally possible to save the children.

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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