Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Uber Balles

Spain defeats Germany in Euro 2008 football championship.

Why It's A Sign

Let’s see: How has Germany historically dealt with European defeat….?

What To Expect

Its national pride mortally wounded, its team merchandise deflated in value, Germany turns to a charismatic young coach with unconventional ideas about all-white game balls, what truly constitutes “out of bounds” – and ambitions on more of a, shall we say, *global* scale.

Why That's Great News

Jews really more of a “baseball” people…

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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