Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

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America’s #1 movie star: an adorable Disney robot

Why It's A Sign

This is how they get us, people. First, they charm us into a story that life on Earth depends on them. Soon, we’re eating delightful-Wall*E-branded breakfast cereal (“two scoops of mind-control chips in every box!”). Before you know it, we’re all rounded up and being interrogated by the bouncy Pixar Lamp.

What To Expect

With the Disney-Robot takeover complete, the world is run from Orlando, Tomorrowland is renamed “Todayland,” and humanity is subjugated to the jerky, oddly bi-directional iron fists of the Animatronic Presidents.

Why That's Great News

Swift and merciful deaths for those in possession of FastPasses.

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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