Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Sum of all Beers

Anheuser-Busch rejects hostile takeover bid by Belgian brewer InBev.

Why It's A Sign

Busch will continue to make millions of cans of Budweiser, or to use the technical term, "canned water" -- leading to global desertification.

What To Expect

The King of Beers' monarchy will cover the earth, as ensuing drought conditions will force people to drink reconstituted urine, or to use the technical term, "Bud Light."

Why That's Great News

Author about to be sent multiple complimentary cases of Miller.

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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