Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Devolution

Spanish Parliament votes to extend human rights to apes.

Why It's A Sign

While the Spanish humans are enjoying their two-hour midday nap, the Simian army meets and strategizes. It’s only a matter of time before a human fugitive is crouched on a beach before a sunken Alhambra yelling, “You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ay ay ay!”

What To Expect

With Spain also recently legalizing gay marriage, massive numbers of humans will be subject to not only conquest and enslavement, but also adoption.

Why That's Great News

Fur-covered rulers likely to take much quicker action against global warming.

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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