Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

You Can Hear Them Now

Google reports it’s on schedule to roll out its brand-new “Android” phone.

Why It's A Sign

Until now, the only thing holding back the androids from a takeover was their cumbersome dependence on pay phones and answering machines.

What To Expect

An unstoppable army of sentient humanoids completely surrounding us with loud, assholish private conversations.

Why That's Great News

Imagine always being able to get four bars -- whenever you're allowed out from behind yours, that is.

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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