Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Footloose

Fifth unexplained foot washes up on shores of Vancouver.

Why It's A Sign

Dr. Lapin's army of genetically engineered Monster Rabbits are here – and chopping off our feet for luck.

What To Expect

Earth shaken out of orbit by constant copulation. Cities buried under boulder-sized pellets. Mr. MacGregor's garden decimated.

Why That's Great News

Easter hastily returned to being "just about Jesus."

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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