Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Outsaucering

A Chinese company has developed a prototype flying saucer that can hover and be controlled remotely.

Why It's A Sign

If ever the aliens needed an excuse to come and do their manufacturing "offshore"...

What To Expect

All-out assault by a second wave of extraterrestrials, angry that all their jobs are going here. Anti-alien sentiment has never been higher -- Lou Dobbs proclaimed Emperor.

Why That's Great News

Prospect of Lou Dobbs orgies increases likelihood he will contract syphilis.

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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