Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Six Feet Over

The Romanian village of Voinesti elects a dead man, Neculai Ivescu, to be their mayor.

Why It's A Sign

Typical politician: He RAN as a dead guy, but he GOVERNS as one of the undead. Zombies, vampires and mummies move into Voinesti, turning it into a bustling metropolis (by night).

What To Expect

From mayor, it's but a short step to regional governor, to Prime Minister, to United Nations Secretary General. Resolution passed demanding tariff-free international trade in "BRAINS!!!" And also condemning Israel.

Why That's Great News

New worldwide transportation trend of "staggering" greatly reduces carbon emissions.

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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