Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Motley Screw

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee back together!

Why It's A Sign

Anderson – post-Kid Rock and celebutante-consort Rick Salomon – and Lee – post countless “enthusiasts” – together bring forth an STD so powerful, it spreads across the whole species.

What To Expect

As the human race’s genitals fall off and the population declines, millions of similarly equipped Barbie and Ken dolls are burned – the fumes from which kill off even more.

Why That's Great News

With reproduction impossible, the survivors emulate the celibate Shakers – yielding a bounty of beautifully minimalist furniture.

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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