Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Millions Die, Bossa Nova Blamed

Supreme Court rules that Guantanamo detainees have Constitutional rights.

Why It's A Sign

Right to bear arms? Avoid search and seizure? To not drink and then drink? How long before Cuba becomes the first salsa-loving state to fall to Islamic radicals?

What To Expect

Just 80 miles off the Florida coast and equipped with a fleet of 50s 'classic car/boats,' this unstoppably ‘vintage’ army will make a killing both on our shores and E-Bay.

Why That's Great News

Perpetually angry Miami exiles first in the crosshairs.

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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