Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Red Dawn

Salmonella outbreak triggers recall of tomatoes in 16 states.

Why It's A Sign

Global shortage gives massive competitive advantage to tomato-equipped Valencia, host to the annual "Tomatina" tomato-battle (pictured aboce). New world power Valencia retakes Spain over for the Catalonians.

What To Expect

Barcelona declared World Capitol. Immediate thermonuclear measures taken to ensure majority of world's architecture has that melty, trippy "Gaudi" look to it.

Why That's Great News

If everyone's crawling out of their fallout shelters to eat dinner at 10pm, that's much better odds against the zombies.

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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