Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

A Feast for the Spidey Senses

Climber Alain Robert, known as “The French Spiderman,” scales the New York Times building.

Why It's A Sign

Grabbing world headlines, Robert’s actions draw dreaded French supervillains Le Goblin Vert and Docteur Ocque out of hiding.

What To Expect

You thought you knew the meaning of “stink bombs?” Prepare for a world so ravaged by olfactory cataclysm, humans will be forced to become mouth-breathers, lowering the average IQ of our species immeasurably.

Why That's Great News

Dumb, stinky world totally unappealing to alien invaders.

Read More Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

Click below to take the Apocalyptic Presidential Challenge!