Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Universal Heat Care

Large swathe of Universal Studios backlot torched

Why It's A Sign

1. "Fire... BAD!" Universal is the original home of Frankenstein... and his many stunt doubles -- now seriously spooked, loose, and on the march. 2. The fire destroyed the Courthouse set from "Back to the Future," thus leaving all possible time-travel knowledge in the "hands" of SkyNet.

What To Expect

Combined army of Frankensteins, Terminators is insurmountable, incomprehensible. Thousands of linguists are killed (not that they were making much of a living anyway).

Why That's Great News

Humanity's last hope for quelling these tormentors comes from an unexpected place: The Rise of the Bridezillas.

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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