Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Oh-Oh-Oh-No-o

Boy band mogul Lou Pearlman (Backstreet Boys, ‘N Sync, O-Town) is sentenced to 25 years in prison for defrauding investors.

Why It's A Sign

Cut off from their dreams of stardom (and being bilked and molested), thousands of gorgeous young Orlando males turn to militant Islam.

What To Expect

“Uh yeah, Kennedy Airport? This is Homeland Security – we have an APB out on a hostile being described as ‘the cute one…’”

Why That's Great News

Reeling from deadly pop-star-terrorism, America orders all ‘momagers’ rounded up and forced at gunpoint to obtain lives of their own.

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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