Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

World War Wii

Nintendo unveils the first-ever “home fitness video game,” the Wii Fit.

Why It's A Sign

Newly pumped-up video gamers will be able to stand up to their schoolyard tormentors, stopping the estimated $9 billion annual loss in milk money.

What To Expect

Increased purchase of milk will put unsustainable demands on the world’s cows, arousing the ire of nuclear-armed India…

Why That's Great News

With India’s attention elsewhere, Pakistan will be able to liberate Kashmir, finally creating the long-awaited homeland for one of the world’s most oppressed and misunderstood people: “Zepheads.”

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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