Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Celtic Ruin

Boston Celtics land epic 97-92 win over Cleveland Cavaliers to advance to Eastern Conference finals.

Why It's A Sign

Crediting “the ghost of [former Celtics coach] Red [Auerbach]…that guided that ball in," long-beleaguered forward Paul Pierce outplays Lebron “King James” to cinch up this seventh game. In other words: A persecuted man named Paul, filled with the Spirit, finishes off the Bible in a 7th seal. Do we have to spell it out?

What To Expect

The Ghost of Auerbach - known for his commitment to teamwork – “fast breaks” a reign of apocalyptic destruction over Boston’s next opponent, Detroit.

Why That's Great News

It’s Detroit – no one notices.

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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