Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Children of the Wheat

Huge wheat crop expected, a 17% rise over 2007.

Why It's A Sign

Deluge of grainery overcomes low-carb diets, causing Hollywood stars to become overweight, and the world’s children, normal weight.

What To Expect

Excessive size means fewer stars can fit on camera. Shocking epidemic of out-of-work actors, well-fed children.

Why That's Great News

With Hollywood in decline/proper global nourishment, worldwide hate/love of America ends, settling on more worthy candidate: Uruguay.

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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