Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

The Yum-Yum Sisterhood

Nine-year-old girl in Greece found to be carrying her embryonic twin in her stomach.

Why It's A Sign

Millennia-old human taboo on cannibalism eroded as people come to realize the unique deliciousness of siblings.

What To Expect

A rash of self-destroying (yet also very cheap to cater) family reunions.

Why That's Great News

New solution to sibling rivalry will usher in era of peaceful road trips and mornings in one-bathroom households.

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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