Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Cookie Monstrosity

A Detroit girl sells 17,328 boxes of Girl Scout cookies, believed to be a national record.

Why It's A Sign

173,280 Samoas. 190,000 Samoans. Never has the grated-coconut-cookie/gentle-islander ratio been terrifyingly closer to 1.

What To Expect

A worldwide coconut shortage, driving up the price of suntan lotion and hula bras so unaffordably high, an epidemic of skin cancer will spread across the world

Why That's Great News

Only able to venture outside once the sun has set, humanity will finally rise up and wrest the night back from “lovers.”

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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