Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Communion

The Vatican's chief astronomer declares that believing in aliens does not contradict a faith in God.

Why It's A Sign

Clearly, an accord has been reached between the two great powers. "The Terrestrial Crusade" is at hand.

What To Expect

If you live near a Catholic "landing pad", lock up your children! (what?)

Why That's Great News

A Catholic alien invasion will eventually be undone by a combination of guilt and internal disagreement as to whether condoms are permissible for probes.

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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