Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Barr Fight

Ex-Congressman Bob Barr announces bid to run for president as a Libertarian, pledging to immediately freeze all discretionary spending.

Why It's A Sign

With the future of wasteful Alaskan infrastructure projects threatened, Santa Claus and Superman are forced to band together out of loneliness.

What To Expect

Using X-ray vision to pinpoint “nice” kids and heat vision to incinerate “naughty” ones, SuperManta LLC upsets the global childhood moral balance.

Why That's Great News

Glut of good kids will force all Supernannies back to Britain for a permanent “time out.”

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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