Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Speed Racism

“Speed Racer” crashes and burns at the box office.

Why It's A Sign

A huge setback to both anime and the Wachowski Brothers – some of our most prominent forecasters of the apocalypse. Maybe they were just getting TOO CLOSE TO THE TRUTH.

What To Expect

An uprising of chimpanzees calling themselves “The Army of Chim-Chim” take revenge for the treatment of Speed’s simian sidekick -- by forcing billions of humans into the trunks of *their* cars for a change.

Why That's Great News

Finally, a lucky break for mafia stool pigeons, the people best trained to survive prolonged trunktime.

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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