Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Mother

As a stalling tactic, a majority of Republican Congressmen vote against a Mother’s Day resolution celebrating motherhood.

Why It's A Sign

Swiftly losing support among anti-abortionists and anti-gay-marriageists, the party’s only remaining move is to give guns and tax cuts to deadbeat dads nationwide.

What To Expect

Population explosion of orphans, sapping world gruel supply and creating unsustainable levels of pathos.

Why That's Great News

Newspaper-selling street urchins on every corner crowing at passersby to 'Read all about it' leads to unavoidably well-informed populace.

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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