Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Here Comes the Bride - There Goes the World

First Daughter Jenna Bush to wed Henry Hager in ceremony at Crawford ranch.

Why It's A Sign

A champagne toast will cause President Bush to start drinking again, prompting him to see twice as much terrorism and declare a second war on it.

What To Expect

Twice as many American flags burned worldwide -- hastening the Greenhouse Effect.

Why That's Great News

Melted polar ice caps will end the 'double cruelty' of Arctic dogsledding, penguin movies.

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About the Book

Let’s face it: Our world’s gotta go sometime.

Whether it’s due to mushroom clouds, asteroids, a mad supergenius, Jesus, newly sentient iPods, or Pod People, everything about life on Earth is going to change.

And you should be psyched.

APOCALYPSE HOW is a comprehensive cataclysmic guide that walks you through the Nine Most Likely World-Ending Scenarios, and provides useful and inspiring advice on every aspect of surviving (and thriving!) in the new world to come. Covering everything from food, shelter, and relocation to social life, dating, recreation and career, APOCALYPSE HOW is the only book you’ll need – and just might be the last one left at all.

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