Russians celebrate Victory Day by reviving the Soviet-era Red Square military parade…
…complete with tanks and nukes. The Cold War’s back, baby, only now with oil money!
Nuclear apocalypse, 80s’s style. Expect panicky runs on milk, bread, and leg warmers – a panic exacerbated by their current non-existence.
VH-1 commentators with no other marketable skills now in great position to become our spirit guides through these troubling, oddly neon-colored times.