Dreadlocked teen heartthrob contestant Jason Castro voted off "American Idol."
Despite the worst efforts of U.S. Administration after Administration, democracy has actually unseated a Castro.
An enraged army of hormonally raging teenage girls to seize control of the planet. Use the bathroom a lot now, as you won't be able to set foot in one for the next nine years.
If you're the parent of one, no more messy power struggles -- as long as you obey your new curfew!
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