A British contractor has been hired by the U.S. military to create an army of robot spiders.
What part of "army of robot spiders" did you not understand?
6 billion people = 6 billion robot flies
Finally a use for deadbeat boyfriends and husbands equipped with nuclear-powered "stompin' shoes." Also a last chance at salvation for robotic pigs scheduled to be slaughtered.
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