Moss Panic

Remains of 14-million-year-old moss found in Antarctica.

Why It's A Sign

Revives possibility that 14-million-year-old rolling stone tumbled through the area. Our money's on Keith Richards.

What To Expect

With the South Pole established as a bona fide party spot, millions flock to "the new, cold Ibiza." Unfortunately, their green glowsticks serve as a landing beacon for the little green men...

Why That's Great News

The type of person who would fly to Antarctica to party will be crushed by their landing craft.

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