Global trade talks bog down over issue of tariffs on bananas.
Well-prepared by decades of sign-language training and study of female primatologists ‘in the mist,’ the apes rise up to finally take control of this threatened resource (oh, and while they’re at it, us).
A regime ruling us with benevolence, other than the mass executions for convicted “Potassiocides” – physical comedians charged with ‘Tailpipe Insertion’ and ‘Peel-Based Obstruction”; everyone in the Smoothie industry.
Physical comedians revitalized by bold new science of Fecal Projection. Post-smoothie world frees up thousands of acres of profitable ‘booth space.’
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