Crossing Over with John Edwards

John Edwards caught outside hotel with purported mistress, love child.

Why It's A Sign

Edwards is forced to admit that this is, in fact, his other wife, and that his “Two Americas” concept is not just a metaphor, but a parallel dimension. The evil John Edwards comes out of America 2 to silence him, and is immediately recognizable by his immaculately styled goatee.

What To Expect

The rupture opened, all manner of political doppelgangers emerge, most notably Arack Bobama, who is half-white, half-black. He and Obama get into a fight just like in that Star Trek episode that ended racism. Ensuing radiation blast wipes out America.

Why That's Great News

Hey, he did promise "change"…

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