John Edwards caught outside hotel with purported mistress, love child.
Edwards is forced to admit that this is, in fact, his other wife, and that his “Two Americas” concept is not just a metaphor, but a parallel dimension. The evil John Edwards comes out of America 2 to silence him, and is immediately recognizable by his immaculately styled goatee.
The rupture opened, all manner of political doppelgangers emerge, most notably Arack Bobama, who is half-white, half-black. He and Obama get into a fight just like in that Star Trek episode that ended racism. Ensuing radiation blast wipes out America.
Hey, he did promise "change"…
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