“The Dark Knight” has biggest weekend box office gross in history.
Hollywood decides to make only movies based on comic books. Hundreds of would-be actual supervillains audition, but only a few are cast – and you know how well would-be supervillains handle rejection…
Earth simultaneously attacked by Heat Ray, Freeze Ray, Insufferable Humidity Ray; and armies of bio-engineered wolves, sharks, chupacabras, and gnats. North and South poles de-magnetized, re-magnetized, reversed, and turned into East and West poles. Oceans desalinated and excessively peppered (that actually from a diabolical reject for “Top Chef.”)
Sudden demand for evil lair space will mean full occupancy for the world’s dormant volcanoes.