Arctic Monkeying

U.S. Interior Department opens up 2.6 million acres in Alaska for oil drilling.

Why It's A Sign

New drilling sites upset the natural hideaways of penguins, caribou, and reclusive supervillain Dr. Flammable.

What To Expect

Seeking to make the world feel his pain, Doc F launches his global array of humongous sky-based magnifying glasses – with us as his ants.

Why That's Great News

In our last non-scorched moments, incredible magnification enables TV meteorologists to analyze cloud patterns with unprecedented accuracy.

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