Gone With The Wings

Centers for Disease Control lab containing avian flu virus loses power for an hour.

Why It's A Sign

Virus escapes into Atlanta atmosphere while CDC officials are scrambling to figure out how to make their clocks stop blinking “12:16”

What To Expect

Emergency health advisories warning Georgians that fried chicken consumption may be deadly are greeted with customary inidifference. Virus spread globally via every single flight in the world stopping over in Hartsfield-Jackson Airport.

Why That's Great News

Being the epicenter of an epidemic gives Atlanta the long-awaited exodus of “Yankee drivers.”

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