Centers for Disease Control lab containing avian flu virus loses power for an hour.
Virus escapes into Atlanta atmosphere while CDC officials are scrambling to figure out how to make their clocks stop blinking “12:16”
Emergency health advisories warning Georgians that fried chicken consumption may be deadly are greeted with customary inidifference. Virus spread globally via every single flight in the world stopping over in Hartsfield-Jackson Airport.
Being the epicenter of an epidemic gives Atlanta the long-awaited exodus of “Yankee drivers.”