Eight new “Natural Wonders of the World” announced by UNESCO.
Holy Monarch Butterfly Biosphere Reserve, why don’t we just send an e-vite to would-be alien “tourists” to invade now!
Hordes of little green/purple/orange/“Alpine Mustard” men ambling around the Saryarka steppes and lakes of Kazakhstan, reciting their linguistic equivalents of “Make sexy time!” and “verr’ NICE.”
Enforced slavery by aliens will be an improvement over current conditions in some parts of the world, and a boon for the childhood obesity epidemic in the U.S.
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