Denver resident Jeff Peckman proposes that the city form a commission to deal with 'issues related to the presence of extraterrestrial beings on Earth.'
As one of the highest cities on the planet, Denver is in a good position to spot them coming first.
A skyrocketing bodycount will mean huge lines at all the things to do in Denver when you’re dead.
Even when the aliens spread out to the rest of the world, their mistaken first impressions will cause them to spin their wheels trying to liquidate humanity’s “gorp reserves.”
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