Little Green Measures

Denver resident Jeff Peckman proposes that the city form a commission to deal with 'issues related to the presence of extraterrestrial beings on Earth.'

Why It's A Sign

As one of the highest cities on the planet, Denver is in a good position to spot them coming first.

What To Expect

A skyrocketing bodycount will mean huge lines at all the things to do in Denver when you’re dead.

Why That's Great News

Even when the aliens spread out to the rest of the world, their mistaken first impressions will cause them to spin their wheels trying to liquidate humanity’s “gorp reserves.”

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