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The Church of England votes to ordain women as bishops.

Why It's A Sign

Traditionalists erupt in riots of “Anglican hooliganism,” eventually resurrecting their Church’s patron, Henry VIII.

What To Expect

Henry 8.2 and his mighty army of divorce lawyers take to the seas, attempting to subjugate Britain’s former subjects with beheadings and turkey-leg pillagings. Only this time, India’s got nukes…

Why That's Great News

Showtime finally has a thoroughly unpredictable set of storylines for “The Tudors.”

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