Spanish tennis player Rafael Nadal trounces Switzerland’s Roger Federer in epic Wimbledon match.
Enraged at its champions’ broken 65-game winning streak and dashed Wimbledon-record hopes, Switzerland officially renounces its neutrality.
Precisely timed global assaults by knife/corkscrew/toothpick, combined with chocolate embargo that places world’s females at mercy of African dictators, Hugo Chavez.
In the ensuing carnage, Switzerland forced to develop entirely new national stereotypes.