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Spain defeats Germany in Euro 2008 football championship.

Why It's A Sign

Let’s see: How has Germany historically dealt with European defeat….?

What To Expect

Its national pride mortally wounded, its team merchandise deflated in value, Germany turns to a charismatic young coach with unconventional ideas about all-white game balls, what truly constitutes “out of bounds” – and ambitions on more of a, shall we say, *global* scale.

Why That's Great News

Jews really more of a “baseball” people…

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